Santa's Seceret Get Away
Dec/20/2010 10:58
Now there’s a sight that you don’t see every day – Santa kickin’ back in Paris with a good book and a glass of Paris’ best. It’s the refreshing, more selfish side of Santa. The poor guy really gets a raw deal. Would you like to be out in a convertible on one of the coldest nights of the year just to give people things? And not only in a convertible, but in a convertible at altitudes where you can’t breathe because firstly, there’s less oxygen, and secondly, it’s even colder than on ground level?
Yeah, I didn’t think so. But we expect Santa to ride around in zero degree weather in just a sleigh and some furs with a boatload of gifts for us in the driving snow. That’s just an accident waiting to happen. And maybe a nice case of pneumonia. Mrs. Claus must have her hands full the day after Christmas.
So when I see Santa lounging about in Paris, I’m happy for him! Let’s give the guy a break – he deserves it.
Yeah, I didn’t think so. But we expect Santa to ride around in zero degree weather in just a sleigh and some furs with a boatload of gifts for us in the driving snow. That’s just an accident waiting to happen. And maybe a nice case of pneumonia. Mrs. Claus must have her hands full the day after Christmas.
So when I see Santa lounging about in Paris, I’m happy for him! Let’s give the guy a break – he deserves it.